Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Incidentals and typical embarrassing stuff...

I'm hooked on fiery hot Pringles right now. Man, they're tasty... (And while i'm hooked on these, I've been drinking this weight loss shake to shed some pounds. Go figure.)

Well, Audrey is on her fourth day of Kindergarten. She LOVES it. I even have to remind her for a quick hug and kiss; she sees that bus coming and it's so long Mommy, hello new world!

I had a schedule all worked out, but hell no. I've been wandering around the house, doing a little bit of this, a little bit of that. Yesterday was better. I actually got 13 pages done. Nowhere near my daily wad - 20 pages per day, which is what I did on my last book.

Yesterday's embarrassing tidbits:

The landscaping guy came to do some work. His named is Clint. I called him Clit. I may park the car around the corner and pretend I'm not home today when he comes back...

And then I flashed my butt crack to the neighbors -- brand new neighbors across the street. How was I to know they'd be sitting on their front porch while I decided to pull some weeds from the front flower bed? The old neighbors never sat on the front porch. My little peek-a-boo act was only b/c all my clothes were dirty and I wore a pair of low rider jeans a size too big, and was talking on the phone while bending over and not really paying attention to the nice breeze on my backside. If the houses were level, I don't think they would've seen a thing, but their side sits higher than my side -- I'm sure they had a fantastic view.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, Kelly! I'm still laughing over calling the guy 'Clit' -- that's priceless!! Hmmmm, I don't think I've ever called anybody something embarrassing, and I don't *think* I've flashed my neighbors. Although, there *was* the time, a few months ago, when I was at Issue Man's house where *he* had to run around to the front door totally naked because we'd locked ourselves out in the backyard. Granted, it was pretty late at night, so I don't think anyone saw him, but I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe.

Jennifer, not about to explain *why* we were both outside naked . . .

Kelly Gay said...

Jennifer! You're so bad... :)

It's so much funnier when the guy has an embarrassing moment. My Hub would kill if he knew I told this story: We were in the shower together and went to switch places so that he could rinse the shampoo from his hair. Well, he lost his balance and fell ass first out of the tub, breaking the shower rod. He ended up on his rear, a head full of suds, and legs spread eagle, feet propped on the bath tub. OMG! It was the funniest thing I have EVER seen. Of course, the fact that he was butt-naked and flailing around as he fell only made it more priceless.

He still claims that I pushed him. Hell, if I knew it would be that funny I would have! :)

Trish Milburn said...

OMG, I think my face is cracking from laughing. I'm sitting here imagining you hiding from the lawn guy. :)

Shawn said...

"Jennifer, not about to explain *why* we were both outside naked . . ."

Bhwahahahaha!

Poor Kelly! LOL! I can't believe you called him Clit!