Me #1: "You know, they say not to deprive yourself of the things you love to eat when on a diet."
Me #2: "Yes, yes. To reward yourself with snacks, but only once in a while and in moderation."
Me #1: "So this bag of Dorritos will only be for rewards, just a tiny bowl every once in a while to not deprive yourself."
Me#2: "Splendid idea. We should also by the corn chips. They are on sale, after all."
Days later. . . .
Me #1: "This did not turn out as planned."
Me #2: "You're right. Grazing throughout the day and eating a bowl every night is not in moderation."
Me #1: "Our only option is to get these snacks out of the house. If they're not here, we won't eat them."
Me #2: "So, if we eat the rest of the Dorritos and corn chips now then we won't be tempted every night."
Me #1: "Hand me that bag."
And so goes my dieting woes... (Bet you didn't know there were two of me).