So he and I walk into the back yard and he starts farting bubbles. OMG. I almost died. I swear to God, bubbles came out of his ass. And his nose. I felt sorry for him, but it was the funniest damn thing I'd ever seen. Finally, he threw up the soap. And for the rest of the night, he let these horrible little bubble stinkers . . .
Beware the dog who eats soap!