Okay, so y'all know about Spidericus Bigassicus, right? Well, I now realize it's "Bigassica". A female. A female that has woven a nest full of little growing babies. She hung it right against my kitchen window -- the one over the sink. My daughter is thrilled by his development and has forbidden any removal of said nest, because she wants to witness their "birth". Gah. Not sure what to do. Maybe I'll move it way out in the yard . . .