WARNING: For all you folks out there who don't use the F word or like to read about the F word, then please read no further.

This little yellow book is hysterical. The author goes through several bad, bad words -- their history, usage, the way that they've evolved over hundreds of years. It's really fascinating. But what makes this little book a gem for me is the caption under each chapter heading. The author takes a famous person in history and gives them a quote of what they might have said using the F word. I don't have the book in front of me, but they go something like this:
Michaelangelo: "You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Elizabeth I: "Heads are gonna fucking roll."
Picasso: "Fuck you. It does too look like her."
I've been coming up with some of my own, too . . . "Houston, we have a big fucking problem." Kind of a fun way to let your mind wander when it should be focusing on other things.
3 comments:
Bahahahaha. I have an Amazon gift card... can we guess what I'll be getting? ;)
I especially love the Michelangelo quote. :)
Yeah, that is one of my favorites, too. There are a bunch of great ones -- just can't remember them all right now. Definitely a neat book to have on your shelf, though.
The Picasso is my favorite quote, LOL! Glad you're feeling better Kelly.
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