And this one gets filed under Get A Life: A mom in a nearby school complained about the kindergarten Christmas performance in which her child was participating. Why? Because she was offended by the song Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Says it has "religious undertones". C'mon. One, they are FIVE years old. And, two, as far as X-Mas songs go, Rudolph is one of the most secular songs of the bunch. Anyway, the school took the song off the list, but then after many complaints by other parents, the school re-examined the song, going over the lyrics line by line to search for any "religious undertones". Big surprise, they didn't find any. Rudolph has since been reinstated. Call it a Christmas miracle, LOL.