Nearly shot coffee through my nose reading this yesterday morning. (I know. You probably didn't need to know that).
Anyway, the wicked-funny Maggie Stiefvater posted this witty piece on her LJ and Fangs, Fur & Fey. Go forth into character development, and have a good laugh while you're at it. Hysterical. Go check it out! (The last one with Edward and Harry Potter is my favorite).