Thursday, January 29, 2009

A little George this morning

George Carlin, that is:

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

"Deep Throat: Think about it. There is actually a semi-important figure in American history who is named for a blow-job movie. How do school teachers handle this?"

"George Washington's brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country."

“I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.”

"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward."


Unknown said...

Love him!
Also, Steven Wright.
Hey, not to intrude on your blog, but I'd like to invite you (and anyone else who feels inclined) to mine to comment on the whole "what is/isn't YA" issue if you feel like it.
Feel free to delete this comment if it's annoying.

K. said...

LOL, Sue. It's no problem. I just went and checked it out. Hope my post wasn't too confusing!

Zee said...

I adore that last one. I can't help but think it every time I'm in the water aisle at the grocery store.

Unknown said...

Hi Kelly.
Just had to pop back in and say,
"You're aces dude!"

K. said...

Hey Zee -- yeah, I'm the same way!

Sue -- :D