. . . with 8 yr old daughter went something like this:
Kid -- "Mom, OMG, wasn't it funny when the baby farted on my lap when I was playing ToonTown?"
Me -- "Yeah, that was cute. Eat your food."
Kid -- Starts to giggle. "He's like me always 'cracking wind'. Hahahahaha!"
Me -- Laughs. "Cracking wind? Okay, keep eating."
Kid -- On a roll. "Oh, yeah, I'm so funny. I just 'blow' myself away!" Catches the giggles bigtime from here on out.
Me -- Sighing loudly.
Kid -- "I should eat beans all the time. Like at lunch. And then I'd make a 'tropical storm'. In the Sahara Desert."
Me -- Trying not to giggle now.
Kid -- Eyes watering, can barely speak through laughter. "Hey, Mom, you want to walk on 'air'? 'Cus I can make that happen."
Me -- Totally loses it.