Writer's Butt

Not to be confused with Writer's Block. Writer's Butt occurs when writer sits still for extended periods of time, sometimes hours on end without standing. The only movement: eyes, eyelids, hands, fingers, the occassional thinker's frown or pursed lips, and sometimes, when very excited over scene: toe wiggling.

Writer's Butt can cause stiffness, achiness, and weakness (weakness evident upon climbing stairs with laundry basket, jogging to mailbox, and dancing to Mambo Italiano while making dinner).